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Note: BB:CP EXTEND adds an entire set of gag reels not present in Chronophantasma. Please put the gag scenarios under the tab of the version of the game they were introduced in.
Ragna’s gag scenario
Ragna wakes up on a boat, and screams in terror as he finds out he has died and turned into a ghost. Rachel, Tager, and Nu are with him on the boat and are also ghosts. Upon finding this out Ragna becomes even more transparent because of his fear of ghosts. They run into another boat, the HMS Nirvana, lowly tuna fishing vessel with the ghosts of Jin, Hazama, Carl, Arakune (as the boat’s sail) and Nirvana (at the head of the boat) on board. Ragna is then swapped with the precious treasure the Red Grimoire the natural ruby of the deep, also known as the Ikaruga Tuna aboard the HMS Nirvana, lowly tuna fishing vessel. Ragna then wakes up to find that all of it was a dream.
Jin’s gag scenarioJin finds himself on a tropical island, which turns out to be alive and is able to talk. It introduces itself as the Ranking Island and starts ranking things from Jin’s mind, with things already ranked being disposed of. Ragna eventually appeared in these rankings, causing Jin to force the island to keep the three materializations of Ragna and battle them for eternity, which made the island to become known as Big Brother Island.
Noel’s gag scenarioNoel, along with Carl and Bang, got quite hungry during the battle, and Noel suggested a Chinese restaurant that is known for its signature dish, the Kagutsuchi puffer fish simmered in peppers and spices. However, it turned out that the restaurant had just been stormed by a Mechakaka, and the head chef had broken all his limbs by slipping on a peking duck. Noel decides to take over and cook meals for everyone, and Carl, who due to his past experiences with Noel’s cooking, volunteered to be a waiter. He announced to the customers that the Kagutsuchi puffer fish is the only available dish today, and everyone decided to stay and try it. Carl served Noel’s cooking, the Death Dinner to all off the customers, and after taking a single bite they all start vomiting and become extremely ill, in some cases they even appear dead. For reasons unknown, Hazama is the only one who enjoys the dish.
Rachel’s gag scenarioRachel finds Ragna at a restaurant and puts the Popularity Glasses on him. Luna, who was with Ragna, starts exclaiming her love for him. Litchi, Kokonoe and Noel then burst into the restaurant all looking for Ragna. Litchi tries to give Ragna a love potion, but Noel hits it away. Kokonoe then tries to give a candy to Ragna, and Litchi smashes it, recognizing that there is a sleeping pill inside of it. Noel then exclaims that Ragna is her husband and she officially registered their marriage. Then Makoto, Lambda and Nirvana come in, also looking for Ragna. Makoto says that Ragna is hot, while Lambda initiates her expression of love file, they then both proceed to jump on Ragna. While this is happening, Nirvana destroys Noel’s marriage registration and blows up the city hall so she cannot submit her duplicate ones. To end it all Jin comes into the restaurant looking at Ragna with heart-shaped eyes, and then pulls out Yukianesa. Rachel, predicting disaster, jumps out of the restaurant as an explosion happens inside. Rachel then sees the Popularity Glasses lying on the ground, and puts them on, wondering why they did not affect her.
Taokaka’s gag scenario
Tager’s gag scenario
Litchi’s gag scenario
Arakune’s gag scenario
Bang’s gag scenario
Carl’s gag scenario
Lambda’s gag scenario
Tsubaki’s gag scenario
Tsubaki hearing a distraught woman decides to find out what is happening. She locates the woman in a restaurant but upon entering slips up on a peking duck. The distraught woman, in fact a very drunk Litchi, starts crying that her precious peking duck has been ruined and that Tsubaki must make it up to her. Tsubaki saying that she will make it up is then grabbed by a very suddenly happy Litchi. She takes Tsubaki back to her house and as payment gets Tsubaki to cosplay for her. Tsubaki then realizes that there is a panda in Litchi’s hair exclaiming that she hates pandas. Litchi then gives her a revealing maid outfit to wear saying it is battle armor to combat the panda. Litchi then pretends that Lao Jiu has taken control of her and that it will do terrible things to her if Tsubaki does not obey her, telling her to clean Litchi’s house and do her laundry. All the while Lao Jiu is actually pouring sake into Litchi.
Hazama’s gag scenarioHazama decides to do some Phenomena Intervention... after refreshing himself with a bath. But after warping down to Lost Town, he decides he no longer feels like it. As he turns to leave, he is grappled by Taokaka, who, along with two kittens, attempts to eat him. Pissed, Terumi surfaces and retaliates. However, Tao and the kittens creep him out enough to make him take a step back... into Jubei. Of course Jubei wants to kill Terumi... but before that, he wants to smell Terumi. (Yes, you read that correctly.) Baffled, Terumi lets whats left of his guard down, allowing Tao to join in on the molestation. Then Kokonoe shows up. Terumi reverts back to Hazama, (incomplete, had to leave for IRL stuff.)
Makoto's gag scenario
Valkenhyn's gag scenario
Platinum's gag scenario
Relius's gag scenario
Relius Clover receives orders from the Imperator "to research the purity of souls." Teleporting to Kokonoe's lab, the two initiate an experiment to test compatibility between body and soul by swapping the souls of others. The first trial has them swapping Ragna and Jin, to their horror/excitement respectively. Reasoning that a non-human soul would wield better results, Trial 2 swaps Makoto with Jin (who's still in Ragna's body). In his despair, Jin reasons that the only way he can have Ragna is by killing his body, which Ragna (in Jin's body) tries to stop. This trial actually wields lower results, so trial 3 consists of swapping Hazama and Taokaka. This test actually wields better results on Hazama's end. For the last trial, the victims are Rachel and Bang, which lead Rachael (in Bang's body) to attempt suicide out of shame. Satisfied with the results, but not in his search for knowledge, Relius leaves without putting the victims of his experiment back into their proper forms.
- Hakumen does not have a gag scenario.
- Lambda’s gag scenario is more of a cute little side story.
- This scene is also featured in BlazBlue: Alter Memory although being quite different.
- Some gag scenarios do not have special images.
- Arakune’s gag scenario is the only one to have a fight in it, however the outcome is the same win or lose.
The Clover Family
Relius Clover teleports the consciousness of both himself and Hazama to a parallel universe, in which they, along with a good chunk of the cast, live peaceful lives. In their case, Relius is a legitimately good parent to Carl and Ada, (the latter is, along with Ignis, still a doll for some reason.) while Hazama is the Clover family's servant. They both act the part of their counterparts extremely well, which Hazama realizes during dinner. Relius theorizes that this universe is accepting them, shifting their personalities to match their local counterparts. Hazama is now desperate to get back home, but Relius's teleporter thing is damaged, so they'll have to wait a day before that can happen. The next day, Relius attends an open classroom event at Carl's school. For those curious, the other attendees we see are: Ragna and Jin's mother Celica, Platinum's father Bang, Makoto's dad Kagura, and Rachael's father Valkenhayn R. Hellsing. Ms. Yayoi gives a lecture on something Sun Tzu, and calls on Carl to read a passage. Said boy is asleep. As such, Tsubaki calls on Ragna, who attempts to fake sleeping, but Tsubaki sees right through it. Jin and Ragna get into an argument, which quickly turns into an actual sword fight. The classroom quickly devolves into chaos, causing Tsubaki to break down in tears. Carl falling back to sleep does not help. Carl makes an excuse involving worrying over the open class and his pillow, the latter of which Relius takes very seriously. An awkward conversation involving Tsubaki's lap and a 5A to the face later, everyone heads home (probably due to damage from the scuffle), and Relius returns to his home universe, leaving Hazama stranded and forgotten.